Snarky Lair Review Take 2: Incoherrant 13671
I’m sorry I freaked out and abandoned you like Taylor Swift abandons her fans at a Taylor Swift concert.
That was unprofessional.
I have a job to do.
And I’m going to fucking do it, no matter how many friends I lose or people I leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so I can make a name for myself as a snarky reviewer, no matter how many friends I lose or people I leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way.
A+ review, much entertainment
To clarify a few things:
Thodarshtraha is named after the deity of death in an old headworld of mine. Said deity’s name is Thodarshtra (which- sounds less weird in a Yaltan sentence than in an English one), but the grammar of said world’s language adds a/ha to the word in its possessive form. So basically I named her “death’s”. Also it’s “tho-darsh-trah-a”, not “thor-darth-trash-ha” (that sounds more like your lair?).
I’ll take the ten minutes of googling without gaining clarification as a compliment. :P
Mints is not evil, but besides that, y’know. Yeah.
Black is a nonconformist. That is all.
Murderfae's actual name is Isaiah but he insists that everyone calls him Murderfae. He is also a plague dragon. Regardless of what that flight icon on his profile says. Anyone who says otherwise seems to disappear.
Why he insists on having his breed in there is a good question, though. Maybe he thought “Murder” was too bland.
Snarky Lair Review: Incoherrant 13671
So many dragons to choose from.
This is going to be a long one, I can tell.
I might not even stop at three dragons.
Might go to five.
Might go to twenty.
Anyone who’s on a phone might want to wait until they get home to open this, I’m sure the image load is going to be enormous.
We now return from your not at all scheduled drunk tumblring.
I think drawings of melon dargen licks at Villain and Terra might be a good step up from my classic door licking maneuver.
Alright Villain, this post post can be about you.
So my now-wife (still getting used to the word >:o) waddled out of bed to check on my inebriated self and I was like “there were shenanigans :D” and she was like “wat” and I was like “I interacted with Villain” and the “oh gawd” she elicited as a response to that was basically perfect.
You get credit for this.
Hopefully she’ll be amused with the details in the morning.